Here's The Plan, Stan Like most women, I hate when a guy tries to pick me up by saying, "You are the hottest girl I've ever seen." It's totally unrealistic. There are beautiful women everywhere. A girl will assume you've said that line to 10 other women that very evening. I have to admit I was completely smitten when the guy who delivers my bottled water said, "You have the face of an angel and the body of a goddess." The worst line a guy ever gave me was "You just made me cry." When I asked why, he said, "Because your ass is so touching." If you want to meet a women, it's best just to smile and say, "Hi, my name is Stan." Only if your name is Stan, of course. Otherwise tell her your real name. When I'm interested in a man I don't tell him outright. Instead I bite my lower lip, look him in the eye and then shyly turn away. For me the ideal date would be to drink wine in the backyard under the stars, listen to music and just talk. Then we'd eat steak and, later, dessert. If all went as planned, we'd save some of the dessert and play with it while making out. Hot Tips I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes before you strip us naked. It costs a lot of money, after all, and we want to enjoy it. The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part. Kiss the hip bone with your lips rather than licking it with your tongue. When a guy kisses me there it's ecstasy. I also love to have my neck bitten and nibbled on. When I'm trying to please a man I start by kissing him softly. Then I work my way over to his ears and down his neck and chest. Certain men love to have their nipples kissed, and I'm happy to oblige. And I never neglect kissing a man's stomach, nor anything south.
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